Lach Ness Monster: Lump, Log, or Otter?

I have been known to believe in some pretty strangethe photo, and told Alex Campbell, the man responsible
things. Things that no one else gives a second thought.for controlling salmon fishing in the loch. Campbell of
Mostly things, such as Nessie, but this is on the morecourse agreed that it was in fact the Loch Ness
realistic side of the Fiji Mermaid.In this article, I haveMonster, because he had 'seen' Nessie on numerous
done my research, collected true data, and will presentoccasions. Like so many other photos, this one simply
the facts for you one by one so that you can makefaded to the background as more and more 'evidence'
your own decision. As whimsical as it may seem, I forcropped up.I will offer, as one last photographic piece
one believe that something could be there. Now, grabof evidence, this photo: is actually a sonar image
a cup of coffee, or a bag of sugar, and startpicked up by a study that was held by Dr. Robert
reading...First, the lake. Lake Ness, or the popular 'Loch'Rines, and funded by the American Academy of
is a long deep lake very near Inverness, Scotland. It isApplied Science. The tools used were sonar and
part of a huge fissure in the earth that nearly dividesautomatic cameras. In 1972, one of their cameras
Scotland in half. It is a conveniently murky lake perfectphotographed what appeared to be a flipper, or Nessie
for hiding 30-ft. long serpents and plesiosaurs in, andherself, at about 6 feet long, in 4 frames of film. In 1975,
can also be up to 900 ft. deep in certain areas. Thethey struck another photo, blurred, but appearing to be
lake is also extremely cold. Reaching negative readingsNessie's face.The Science of Her Existence'So what'
quite commonly. But do not give up hope in Nessie justyou say. 'That is just a bunch of photos and otters.'
yet! There are many facts to be revealed still!Nessie.Well, here is the actual science, proving, or disproving
The history of the lake being a mysterious place datesthe existence of everyone's favorite lake monster.We
back over 1500 years. Back to the days of one St.know that the lake is at least 24 miles long, and in
Columba. St. Columba was an Irish monk, who not onlyplaces, 900 feet deep. This, by a long boring system of
converted most of Scotland to Christianity, but wasequations, tells us that the lake can hold up to 30
able to sooth the original Nessie, who before his timemetric tons of salmon. Any creature such as Nessie
was a murderess. The sightings and speculations onwould only weigh 10 percent as much as the total
our dear pal Nessie in the modern age, (comparativelyvittles available, so Nessie, if existent, and single, would
anyway) begin in 1934, with the first photo of Nessie,weigh around 660 pounds (300kg). However, there is a
taken by a Dr. Robert Kenneth Wilson, a Londonproblem with that theory. Zoologists have calculated
physician, who photographed the allegedlythat in order to perpetuate the species, or small clan of
plesiosaur-like neck, head and partial body arising fromNessies, there would have to be at least ten of the
the water. This photo is below. photo caused a stirsaid beast. Is this possible? Each one would weigh far
large enough to get some scientific experts on theless than 660 lbs. This weight is easily topped by the
scene. After looking over the photo, they ruled that itBaltic Sturgeon, a fish that can grow up to 450 lbs. "but
was obviously either a twenty-foot otter, or a logwhat about the temperature of the lake?" You ask?
sticking vertically out of the water.One of the mostWell, in order for Nessie and her pals to live in such
famous photos -entitled the "Surgeon's photo" aptly,cold water, they would have to be... Let's see....
because of the occupation of the photographer- isAdapted to it over 1500 years? Yes, well, that puts the
below. something similar? Yes. They are the samewater issue to rest.You Decide.Knowing all this, it is up
photo. This photo, as it turns out, was a hoax. A ratherto you to decide.. Can Nessie exist? Are the Scottish
cheaply organized one at that. An associate of theof the Loch simply money hungry skirt-wearers? All I
doctor, Christian Spurling, admitted on his death beddid was state the facts. Now you can form your own
that the photo was made using a 14 inch toyconclusions..Hi. I am Coconut of . I have been writing
submarine, with a piece of wood attached.This nextarticles like these for quite a while. There are URLs in
photo was called the "Mackays and Campbell", andthis article to pictures on my website. I ask that if you
was taken in 1933. photo was taken by a couple whouse this article, please upload the pictures to your own
owned a pub at Drumnadrochit. On April 14, they tookserver. Thank you for reading!